The Republic of Slackerie Zacherie olozal is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.906 billion Slackerie Zacherie olozalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Slackerie Zacherie olozalian economy, worth 129 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,947 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slackerie Zacherie olozal's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Slackerie Zacherie olozal is ranked 57,435^th in the world and 908^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,424.44 on the Gilded Widget Scale.